The Brothers Respond to Reader Response

Lately, we've had a lot of feedback in the guestbook that seems to have a negative energy.

In this section of the page, we will respond to our favorite hate mail!

All Creative Spelling and Content of the posts are left as is...we didn't say it, they did!

Here's a little beauty that we recieved on November 30th. While he's not really hating on us, he does find it neccessary to "ridicule" everybody that posted before him in our guestbook! Take a few seconds to read the lines below before we begin:

I would like to take this opportunity to ridicule most everyone who has posted on this site before me. 1)In response to "A frat named SEX, what could be better?" Ummm, maybe actually GETTING laid (?)...Oh, and time to work on the punctuation there, genius. 2)No one likes the N word, so let's drop it, alright ladies? 3)It's SEX not EEX, get it right, moron. 4)Your bitches want to be little sisters? Ok, English 101: there is a BIG difference between "your" and "you're" Do I need to elaborate? Further, "definitely" has 2 "i"s count them. TWO (Amber....cool name, by the way. Wicked color too) 5)Is it so unbelievable that Chris could get with THREE skanks at one time?? 6)Ashley Rainis, learn to CAPITALIZE, sweetie. By the way, frat boys like anal. Are you sure, you're prepared to "do anything?" 7)And a few personal hits: April, we both know you've never seen the inside of a VIP room. Sheila, real original, honey, what next? Quoting Dave Chapelle?

Okay...We would like to bring one thing to your attention, buddy (and we're calling you buddy because you didn't leave any sort of a name, which is something Clay Aiken would do if he wanted to talk shit about people he didn't know on a random site's guestbook ). This is not a fucking forum. This is a guestbook. A guestbook is not to leave advice to people who misspell things on their entries. Next time, before you decide to waste 15 minutes of your day by leaving an entry in the guestbook, first think about whether or not anyone will care about what you're saying to begin with, and then try and make it fucking relevant to anything! And for the record, nobody really likes anal, except for Tiny.

Here's one from Woody in Oregon:

You guys are ultra dweebs!

We're going to put as much thought into this response as you did into your post.....Kill yourself, butt pirate.

Here's a beauty from Joe (who left his email address as suckmeoff@homo.sex, coincidentally):

take the fat nigger off the home page, are you guys fucking black or what, i dont think that i have seen a black member at all!

Joe, we are really disgusted with your wild, untamed use of the N word. It's so sad that racism still exists in the world today. Just for the record, if you get back in touch with us, we'd love to arrange a meeting for you and a few of our African American friends...they would love to discuss your feelings about African Americans and really give you an appreciation for their way of life, so if you could just leave us a contact that doesn't include homosex, we'd get right back to you!

Below is a scathing shot at one of our beloved brethren, Brother Hondo. He decided that he would personally respond to his attacker, who as per usual did not leave any sort of name or contact, leading us to speculate that he is either gay or not straight.

"Congradulations [sic] to Mr. Hondo for being pledge of the week. This is Mr. Hondo's 2nd appearance as pledge of the week. All we can say about it is DEERHEAD." All I can say about it is DICKHEAD. How does it feel to not have enough friends to have a different pledge of the week each week? Cold. Hey do you think they can track this? No, they're not that smart. Hahahaha

Dear Pig Fucker, I hope you choke on your own shit. Your mother will enjoy my hot weiner in her asshole. Davie the Deer will shove his antlers up your greasy corn-pone ass. I hope you rot in the 9th gate and the 37th circle of hell. All my Love, The Hondo Hawk

And finally, our reply to all negative comments left in the guestbook: